student: can i borrow a pencil
teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

zumodelimon:


Quick doodle :3c

zumodelimon:

Quick doodle :3c

(via artistic-alien)


gestured:

there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me

(via zackisontumblr)


buzzfeed:

some people just want to watch the world burn

(via tea-solves-everything)


thebobblehat:

Those two are going to turn into some anime magical girl forms or something

thebobblehat:

Those two are going to turn into some anime magical girl forms or something

(via tea-solves-everything)



urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

urgentcum:

I DID NOT KNOW SIRI COULD DO THIS REBLOG TO SAVE SOMEONES LIFE

(via tea-solves-everything)


floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

image

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teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

(via tea-solves-everything)


dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(via tea-solves-everything)